(This is a parody/comedy song created for entertainment purposes only.)
At first, I thought… we’d be just fine,
That after kids, we’d still have time for you and I.
But now it’s toys all on the floor,
And someone’s knocking on the door,
it’s Mommyyyyyyy! — Here we go once more.
We used to be so hot and wild,
Now we’re covered head to toe in Goldfish and child.
You give a wink, I fix my hair,
But now the toddler’s crying cause his sock feels weird.
Tried to set the mood? Put on a show?
But someone left a Lego where my foot should go.
I lit a candle, struck a pose,
Then the baby shrieked and spit up milk on my clothes!
Chorus:
Oh, we won’t try! No, not tonight!
At this rate, we’ll be lucky if it happens in July!
Thought we’d finally have our fun,
But then the stomach bug begun,
Yeah, we won’t try… No, not tonight!
I shaved my legs, I did my best,
Then someone screamed, “I NEED A SNACK!” — I should’ve guessed.
By the time we clean and take out trash,
One of us is snoring face down in the bath.
We made a plan! Sent our kid to play,
But then the doorbell rang — surprise! He’s back to stay!
and in the evening, I thought the stars aligned,
Then I heard, “MOM! BAD DREAM THIS TIME!”
Chorus:
Oh, we won’t try! No, not tonight!
At this rate, we’ll be lucky if it happens in July!
Thought we’d finally have our fun,
But then the stomach bug begun,
Yeah, we won’t try… No, not tonight!