(This is a parody/comedy song created for entertainment purposes only.)
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
When that little newborn angel
came and changed my world complete
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Let me have my throne
All I want is to pee…. Aloone
I don’t need a perfect Christmas,
I don’t ask for fancy things,
Diamonds wouldn’t make me happy, but we can save that for next day
I’ve been running ‘round the house
picking toys up off the floor,
Now the only thing I want, baby just please close a door.
I just want my lotions out,
Spray the parfume, lay on ground,
Give me my own zone
oh baby, All I want is beeing…
Alone,.
I don’t need a perfect Christmas,
Just the bathroom to myself.
Let me moisturize my soul with every product on the shelf.
Let me breathe the shower steam,
Let me live my spa-day dream,
Let me wash my hair in peace and
shave one leg completely.
Give me room to scrub my face,
Do my creams at my own pace—
Is that too much to ask?
Oh baby, I just need to let out my gas….