(This is a parody/comedy song created for entertainment purposes only.)
You can breathe, you can thrive,
having the time of your life
See that mom, watch that scene,
living her Monday Queen.
Monday morn and the drop-off’s done,
Coffee hot and the day’s begun,
When the teacher waves,
takes your kid away,
You finally free for the day.
Anybody could feel that high,
Sun is out and you’re walkin’ light,
With a bit of no screaming,
everything is fine,
You’re in the mood for a chance—
oh yes, it’s time to dance…
Chorus:
You are the Monday Queen,
tired and stressed, but you’re finally free.
Monday Queen, hear that
silence — sweetest melody.
You can sit, you can drive,
having the time of your life,
See that mom, watch that scene,
living her Monday Queen.
You’re a teaser, they cling and cry,
Leave you drowning in snacks and why??
Hand them off to the teacher, anyone will do,
five hours with no “MAM, LOOK!”
Now you’re spinning your shopping cart,
Sipping coffee like brand-new art,
With a bit of grown-music,
everything aligns—
Mama’s thriving again,
look at her shine…
Chorus:
You are the Monday Queen,
finally free from the toddler scene.
Monday Queen,
feel that quiet — sharper than caffeine.
You can scroll, you can spree,
having a moment for you, see—
See that mom, watch that scene,
living her Monday Queen.
Living her Monday Queeeeeen.